Retired New York Giants defensive end Michael Strahan recent skermishes in divorce court serve to underline why there need to be changes in the child-support laws—and I have come up with the perfect solution. It’s a fact: men that make a lot of money get taken to the wash in divorce court, and that makes sense to me: if your wife is a (quantifiable) partner in your success, then she should be compensated for that investment. Quantifying that investment is complicated, but no matter: alimony, in a lot of cases, is warranted.
People that say ‘the child support solution is to wear a condom’ are generally pretty stupid people who would have you believe they were born in a manger with Three Wise Men bringing gifts. 85% of us were not planned. Most of us were conceived in the back of someone’s car or, like me, on a couch in my grandmother’s basement. The only reason she keeps the couch, she says, is because I was conceived on it. How about that?
Well, that’s another matter entirely.
Re: child support, men should pay up, because the purpose of child support is to provide care to child long after a relationship or marriage has been terminated. That makes all the sense in the world. The vast majority of mothers need this money to make ends meet and support them while they try to make a go of it, single-parent-stylee. I’m down with that. What’s confusing to me is the idea that support should somehow make the child’s life on-par with the father’s life. Nah. These laws are antiquated, and assume that women don’t cake like men do. If Mommy is losing like that, and we want the kid to live like Daddy—>shrugs<—I say Daddy should be given custody. That makes more sense to me.
Most often, the amount paid to the mother seems to be more about adult support than child support, and it’s not uncommon to see mothers riding fine, iced down, and find your seed out there in holey shoes and moth-eaten Old Navy gear, eating pot-pies for dinner. The women sometime don’t work, and child support becomes their primary income. And there is no way to know how much of that is being used for her upkeep, and not the kids. So how do we fix that?
Child support should not be based on the income of the father—that’s ludicrous. That’s basically encouraging women to use children like paychecks and lay back. And if you need child support to survive, again, you should consider giving custody to the father. I think there should be a different formula for determining child support that encourages all parties involved to be responsible parents.
The Ultimate Child Support Solution goes like this:
- The feds should figure out the median grocery bill for a mother and a child and every stage of development. Support should cover half of that grocery bill. This should include formula, diapers, etc.
- The feds should figure out the median cost of housing a mother and child, based on price per square foot of a two-bedroom apartment. Support should cover only the price per square foot of the child’s bedroom.
- Support should cover half of the median amount of all utilities, including cable..
- Fathers should have to contribute $200 quarterly towards clothing. This will go up $100 per quarter when the kid becomes a teenager.
In order to receive child support benefits:
- Unless she’s mentally defective, mothers would have to be employed within six months to a year of birth of the child. If not employed, mothers must be enrolled in an accredited certification program or college and afforded grants, work-study or other some-such to pull her own weight.
- If there is some medical or religious reason why the mother can’t work, the father should be given custody.
- If a Mother is shacked up with some dude, benefits should be cut by half.
- Every time the woman had a new baby by a new daddy, the benefits from the previous child would be cut by half. What do I mean?
So say, sister, you had a baby with Bootney, and his payments are $350 per month and then you and Rufus hook-up and make a kid. Congrats. That means while Rufus will pay his full obligation, you just cut Bootney’s payments by half, to $175 a month. Next thing, you have another baby with Lil Murder from up the block. That’s cool. You have just cut Rufus’ payments in half, and now Bootney only has to pay $80-some dollars a month in support. And so on and so on and so on.
What About Dad?
- Fathers, instead of being jailed for non-support, would be compelled into job-search, work-study, re-hab or job training programs, and would be assigned a worker, parole-officer-stylee, to monitor their progress. Three interviews a week. Two applications a day. For as long as it takes.
- Fathers paying support would have mandatory 50/50 custody.
- Fathers who actively elude their parental responsibility could sign away their parental rights, but still have to pay support.
- There would be no “back support.” You pay while you are working. After three months of unemployment, treated as non-support.
Fathers who would prefer to have custody of their seeds would receive a court-appointed attorney to fight for their rights.
And to prevent abuse, no more child support checks. Support money would be loaded onto a debit card, much like the one used for food stamps, and the same kind of strict purchasing guidelines and monitoring would govern its usage. If a father has custody, then all these things should work conversely.
The Ultimate Child Support Solution prevents men from running from responsibility, prevents women and men from abusing the system, and, most importantly makes everyone responsible and evens the playing field.
What do you think?
September 18th, 2008 | Uncategorized
No sure who’s female in this discussion…my guess not many, perhaps 1 besides myself.
Who’s actually a parent here?
“Seed” is not a term oft used by a parent…but, that may be a colloquial thang.
I AM: Black, a woman & parent…The legal term used in my custody decision was, since I did not deny my ex’s drive for shared custody was his having to pay support so the children can live in a lifestyle they are “accustomed.”
We both remarried. I am a homemaker. So is his 3rd wife. I returned to work when they entered preschool, only to find that I could not maintain a job because of two chronic illnesses. They’re degenerative, and each day I ‘get’ to spend with my family is a blessing!
I have professional certifications & BA plus maintain professional associations. But it hasn’t a lick to do about my rights to co-parenting nor the fairness in our child-support decision.
My ex has no degrees. I never made over $50K. He averaged 4x that in take-home.
I firmly believe that my role in my kids’ lives is necessary and fair, because we share a race, sex and blood. My ex is white – our kids are biracial.
Although I appreciate the aim of this discussion is to increase fairness for all –why hate on people with disabilities?
Comment by cyberRAH — September 21, 2009 @ 8:47 pm