Sarah Massey Wants World's Record For 7-Foot Butt, MLK Chuckles

What’s life without a dream? So I respect Sara Massey’s choices. Just please, no one make this about patriarchal oppression somehow. Sara has more control of her destiny than some Harvard grads I know. Sadly, once you sell your dignity and the respect of your children and your asscrack to the Internets, there’s no buy-back. Chuckling MLK on the end table at the :35 mark, like, "I marched for this?!"

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