I said this already: #longform, nine times out of ten, is just an excuse to bury a thin argument in exposition. A lot of internet feminists and race-writers craft these whiney, earnest 3,000 word essays that have no meaning whatsoever; that reveal little except that the authors were likely paid by the word. No shots. But you know who you are.

So few people are doing that kind of prose well, chances are good you aren't one of them.